Whopping 12 weeks

So today is the 12 wk mark. Just have to get through next week and I will officially be in a new month. Yay me.
I really need to try and remember the hell ive been through in the last handful of weeks so I can try to convince myself as to why am I going through this yet again. So here goes.
Right off the bat, before I even knew I was pregnant I put on about 10 pounds. That is typical of me. Happened with every pregnancy. Little did I know, I would glance at that delicious donut sitting there staring at me and I would gain another 25 pounds. Yeah you read that right. THIRTY FIVE MOTHER EFFIN POUNDS LATER. P.O.S. thats all I have to say! Well if you know me, that is never all I have to say.
Up until about week 10 I was a nauseous mess. I would smell anything, I would feel sick. I would see something unattractive (food or otherwise) I would feel sick. I would get too hungry, get too full, walk too fast, stand too long I would feel sick. I was constantly chewing on gum, sucking on mint candies or just plain ass eating to try and curb the nausea cause naturally my body wouldnt "allow" me to puke to possibly make me feel better.
During all of this I was a walking zombie. I would sit down and thats all she wrote. I would fall asleep. Several times I fell asleep on my lunch break at work lol. Thankfully now I can do all of the above without feeling like I need to die in the process. I still get bouts of nausea and extreme fatigue but its not everyday.
So one would naturally ask how the hell did I gain all that weight? you know what, I have no idea. Yeah I have not been strict with what I am eating, but to gain that much weight? Yeah not so much. No matter what I eat I gain. I am even exercising on a daily basis so I must listen to some of my wonderful friends when they are so nice to tell me that this just must be what my body needs. I am trying to think about that as I put on my fatty pants. I cant even get my ankles into my pre pregnancy pants. Just means more work after the baby is here. Which will be close to when the baby is 2 cause when I am BFing, I wont lose anything. Shoot me now. This is all for a good cause...this is all for a good cause....
I think next week I will take my first pictures. I am not sure yet. I am big. really big. Its hard to get excited about that cause I clearly know its not all baby. the baby is like 2 inches long, not 18 which my stomach looks like it. You know how uncomfortable it is to try and suck in a pregnant stomach. Yeah, not so good. I would look normal if I could do that. So I guess in the meantime I will continue being asked if there is more than 1 in there (been confirmed there is only 1) cause I am the size of a cow and nobody can believe I am not due until May. Well F you people. Your skinny asses suck right now and I dont think I like you.